A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said,
""If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess.""

He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up
again and said, ""If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess,
I will stay with you for one week.""

The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his
pocket.
The frog then cried out, ""If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll
stay
with you and do ANYTHING you want.""

Again the boy took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, ""What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful
princess, that I'll stay with you for a week, and do anything you want. Why
won't you kiss me?""
The boy said, ""Look I'm a software engineer. I don't have time for a
girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool.""