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где-то была афера, в Австралии что ли...

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В "Lock, stock ..." был изложен подробный бизнес-план

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Listen to this one.

You start a company - "Arse
Ticklers Faggots Fan Club".

- You what?
- Put an advert in a gay mag,
advertising the latest
in arse-intruding dildos.

You sell it with...

"Does what no other
dildo can do until now.

"The latest and greatest
in sexual technology.

"Guaranteed results."
All that bollocks.

These dils cost quid a pop -
a snip for the pleasure
they'll give the recipients.

They send their cheques
to the other company name.

Not offensive, "Bobby's Bits"
or something, for quid.

You stick it in the bank
until it clears.

This is the smart bit.

You send back the cheque
for pound from the other company name -
"Arse Ticklers Faggots
Fan Club" - saying we're sorry,
we couldn't get supplies from
America - they ran out of stock.

You see how many people
cash that cheque.

Not a single soul.

Who wants their bank manager
to know they tickle arse?

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